DAY 761 Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded... Must try this at the top of the stairs...
And today, in a valiant attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. But this only drew a few cries from them, afterwhich my captors dutifully cleaned up the mess. Must try this on their bed (again).
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