Tea for Three

(Minus the Dormouse who keeps falling asleep in his teacup)

Here is an extract from the chapter on "A Mad Tea Party in "Alice in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, a British author:

"Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
"I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know."
"Not the same thing a bit!" said the Hatter. "You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!"
"You might just as well say," added the March Hare, "that "I like what I get" is the same thing as "I get what I like"!"

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