走火入魔

Dash has been mentally ingesting alot of government propanganda recently at work. And Dash knows that she has reached Level 100 (or to put it more aptly, 走火入魔), when the following incident occured:

Colleague LW tells Dash that he is going to be out of office for the month of June for his National Service Reservist training, wedding preparation, wedding and honeymoon. Immediately, Dash's thought processes started to crank thus:

National Service Reservist - Rooted Singaporeans
Wedding preparation and Wedding - Family Formation
Honeymoon - (Potentially contributing to) Boosting Singapore's Fertility Rate

Even the picture (on left) just conjures the following words in Dash's mind: Family-Friendly Businesses.

Oh dear.

Ah well. Time to duck out of office!

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